Writing is a labor of love. In order to transform it into a labor I can get paid for, I am treating it like a job. Putting in a minimum of 12 minutes, Monday-Friday, I will work one hour each week at writing. Here I go!
You’re heavy and your teeth are sharp, but kiddo we can do this
This has to work for both of us, so listen to me dear
Ask nicely and be gentle, relax here in my lap
And you can have some milk while I hold you near